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Old 16-02-2005, 02:31 PM   #1
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he'll bring you the Kluger after a "dirty weekend"(tm)

LMAO
The first time I saw a Kluger I thought it was a cross between a pistol (Luger) and a neo Nazi skinhead. Bloody awful name for a car (ugly too).

But the SS is the worst name in the history of cars - perhaps that's why I am so anti holden.

Any other weird car names anyone can think of?

The urban legend (?) over the Pajero being Spanish for ****er still makes me giggle...
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Old 16-02-2005, 04:17 PM   #2
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The "Bora" really sums itself up
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Old 16-02-2005, 04:39 PM   #3
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heres some:
Daihatsu Naked; Honda Life Dunk; Honda That's; Isuzu GIGA 20 Light Dump and Mysterious Utility; Mazda Bongo; Mitsubishi Delica Space Gear and Pistachio; Nissan Fairlady Z and Prairie Joy; Rickman Space Ranger; Rinspeed X-Dream; Suzuki Cappucino; Toyota Deliboy and Toyopet; Volkswagen Thing and Volugrafo Bimbo.

LOL... (stolen from here)
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Old 16-02-2005, 05:07 PM   #4
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Did you know Ford used the "SS" nameplate for a seriously limited edition run of EB's in 1992...
I can't think of any bad names, but in terms of innappropriate names, the Chevy/Holden "Suburban" is pretty bad... can you imagine a worse car for the suburbs?
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Old 16-02-2005, 06:07 PM   #5
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Nissan X-Trail

not a bad name, just the bloody extreme thing in advertising ****es me off.
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Old 16-02-2005, 06:45 PM   #6
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Anything from Sangyong - Musso, Korando, Chairman, Rexton (Ruxton!) and for crissakes Stavic!!!!!!

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Old 16-02-2005, 07:11 PM   #7
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nissan S-cargo - a small snail shaped delivery van

there are plenty others but i cant think of em....
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Old 16-02-2005, 08:02 PM   #8
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What about the "Smart" car! Took a lot of thinking that one... haha
And I know it's a Ford, but the "Probe"...
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Old 16-02-2005, 10:51 PM   #9
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It's suave, more subtle, and yet no less stirring. In fact, the boosted Ford is more polished than any big sedan Australia has ever produced. It's just so damn good, it makes the SS feel crude... Ignore the WRX. Forget the E49. Falcon XR6 Turbo is king.
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Old 16-02-2005, 11:36 PM   #10
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Old 17-02-2005, 08:11 AM   #11
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Did you know Ford used the "SS" nameplate for a seriously limited edition run of EB's in 1992...
Ford sunk that low??? Morons.

I know it's a Ford but the Ka is another bad name, talk about the bleeding obvious (but then again, maybe it's a joke - it's not really a car, more like a mobile speed hump - just my opinion cos everytime I see one I wanna run over it).

EF Machine, the Probe is one I forgot about. Serious penis envy (the guy driving it wishes he had one).
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Old 17-02-2005, 12:39 PM   #12
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my gf was going to buy a probe ahaha
she got a cressida instead (beautiful car)
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Old 17-02-2005, 01:45 PM   #13
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Sorry to say, but Pinto, well, Ford should have done it's homework before deciding on that for a name for a car, instead of finding out afterwards what it was slang for... :(
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What about the Toyota Pod?

Funny little car, based on Sony's Aibo Robot Dog.
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Sorry to say, but Pinto, well, Ford should have done it's homework before deciding on that for a name for a car, instead of finding out afterwards what it was slang for... :(
that'n not the worst of it either.....*Kaboom!!!!!!!!!!*
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Dont bag the klugger, better built car than any ford ive driven for ages, specially taking into account the abuse i give her!
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Old 17-02-2005, 03:50 PM   #17
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Here's a lovely list i've thought of...

Alfa Romeo Alfasud, Chevrolet Businessman's Coupe, Daihatsu Applause, Compagno, Copen, Pyzar, Holden Drover, Scurry, TORANA, Honda Acty, Hyundai Getz, Tiburon, Tucson, Terracan, Trajet, Kia Prejio, Shuma, Mitsubishi Cordia, Legnum, Fighter, Starion, Rosa, Nissan Cedric, Gazelle, Homer, Stargo, Stagea, Stanza, Sunny, Proton Waja, Jumbuck, Renault Dauphine, Floride, Kangoo, Fuego, Subaru Fiori, Suzuki Ignis, Jimny, Mighty Boy, Toyota Blizzard, Bundera, Caldina, Paseo, Masterace, Sera, Stout, Tercel, Toyoace Vauxhall Velox
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Old 17-02-2005, 04:23 PM   #18
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Dont bag the klugger, better built car than any ford ive driven for ages, specially taking into account the abuse i give her!
I'm not bagging the car itself (never driven one), just the name darlin'
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Old 17-02-2005, 05:48 PM   #19
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Starwagon, Hiace, Landau, Crown Victoria, AVALANCHE, Cruze, Ignis, Piazza, Cayenne(unfortunately), Nissan MURANO (WTF??), Avensis-Verso (phht like its mum and dad divorced and it had to hyphenate.)

Also did anyone remember the holden 'Surrender' off full frontal??? lol!!!!

Oh and whats wrong with the alfasud?
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Starwagon, Hiace, Landau, Crown Victoria, AVALANCHE, Cruze, Ignis, Piazza, Cayenne(unfortunately), Nissan MURANO (WTF??), Avensis-Verso (phht like its mum and dad divorced and it had to hyphenate.)

Also did anyone remember the holden 'Surrender' off full frontal??? lol!!!!

Oh and whats wrong with the alfasud?
What the hells wrong with Landau!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I remember back in the 80's Nissan used computers to develop their names, one of the most remembered names within the company developed by the supercomputer that oddly never made it as a badge was the Nissan C_ _T
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I remember back in the 80's Nissan used computers to develop their names, one of the most remembered names within the company developed by the supercomputer that oddly never made it as a badge was the Nissan C_ _T
LMAO, if thats true its hillarious!
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Must have been a **** of a car...
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Here's a lovely list i've thought of...

Alfa Romeo Alfasud, Chevrolet Businessman's Coupe, Daihatsu Applause, Compagno, Copen, Pyzar, Holden Drover, Scurry, TORANA, Honda Acty, Hyundai Getz, Tiburon, Tucson, Terracan, Trajet, Kia Prejio, Shuma, Mitsubishi Cordia, Legnum, Fighter, Starion, Rosa, Nissan Cedric, Gazelle, Homer, Stargo, Stagea, Stanza, Sunny, Proton Waja, Jumbuck, Renault Dauphine, Floride, Kangoo, Fuego, Subaru Fiori, Suzuki Ignis, Jimny, Mighty Boy, Toyota Blizzard, Bundera, Caldina, Paseo, Masterace, Sera, Stout, Tercel, Toyoace Vauxhall Velox
Is this just the one from The Simpsons, or was there actually a car called 'Homer'!?!

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I remember back in the 80's Nissan used computers to develop their names, one of the most remembered names within the company developed by the supercomputer that oddly never made it as a badge was the Nissan C_ _T
Hahahahaha! That's the funniest thing i've heard in ages!
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I remember back in the 80's Nissan used computers to develop their names, one of the most remembered names within the company developed by the supercomputer that oddly never made it as a badge was the Nissan C_ _T
Funny coz that's the name I use for people who drive Nissans!!
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a friend of mine had a rotor, and her pet name for it was "the mazdabator"
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The '****el' Engine???? No wonder they quickly made it Rotary Instead !!
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