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04-10-2005, 01:51 PM
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V8 Rock'n'Roll....
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: You got me Rootin' like a Hog, Barkin' like a Dog, Climbing trees and Jumping logs....
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1 owner 03 BA XR8 Manual Sedan 208.8 rwkw stock, update soon 20x8.5 fr 20x10 rr Rumble thanks to: Sureflo Exhaust - Stainless Cat's & 3.5in single catback system "Tell 'em the guy with the Blue Mohawk sent Ya" |
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04-10-2005, 02:22 PM
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hahaha gotta love sexist jokes..
Q. what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes A. Nothing, you've already told her twice ANTI-MAN JOKE to equalise Q. How do you know if a man is sexually active? A. He's breathing |
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04-10-2005, 02:28 PM
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Windsor Man!
Join Date: Jan 2005
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This one will get me in trouble:
Why don't women need to know how to drive? There's no road between the kitchen and the laundry. Well, I just sent mandy the link to this thread, lets see if she bites ;)
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Wife's car - BA XT Wagon - Lowm shiney wheels, dark tint, no bottom half of front bar, faded paint :/ My Car - 93 Diesel Lux - not as fast but more reliable than her falcon! |
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04-10-2005, 02:43 PM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Bathurst nsw
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my face is leaving in five minutes....... and youd better be on it ...........
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1993 EB2 FALCON S XR8 As original from showroom floor with all options Additions - Pacemakers turbo400 3" exhaust Custom cai prototype No 4 Stage 1 shift kit with neck brace Still to come DIVORCE |
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04-10-2005, 02:48 PM
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Windsor Man!
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That's not an original Kev, but it's good. I often greet my wife when I get home with "WOMAN! BEER!" It Hasn't worked once, but I still do it just for the laugh.
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Wife's car - BA XT Wagon - Lowm shiney wheels, dark tint, no bottom half of front bar, faded paint :/ My Car - 93 Diesel Lux - not as fast but more reliable than her falcon! |
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04-10-2005, 03:04 PM
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Windsor Man!
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This is Mrs Big Waity, or Little Waity (Hi MNM!)
I'd just like to verify the story about me wearing black. Yes it did happen, but in my defence, it was spoken on impulse and out of my mouth before I realised the implications! oops! You've gotta laugh at sexist jokes, or we'll all become so politically correct that life will be dull. PEOPLE AGAINST POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!
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Wife's car - BA XT Wagon - Lowm shiney wheels, dark tint, no bottom half of front bar, faded paint :/ My Car - 93 Diesel Lux - not as fast but more reliable than her falcon! |
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04-10-2005, 03:17 PM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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"hear hear" and then burn ya bra, little miss big waity great to see ya have an interest in the ol boys hobbys go to his .all posts. "ooooooopps"
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04-10-2005, 03:27 PM
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Windsor Man!
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Oh no, she knows my password? This could be bad.
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Wife's car - BA XT Wagon - Lowm shiney wheels, dark tint, no bottom half of front bar, faded paint :/ My Car - 93 Diesel Lux - not as fast but more reliable than her falcon! |
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04-10-2005, 03:31 PM
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Windsor Man!
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P.S. Why aren't you making dinner?
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04-10-2005, 03:33 PM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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seeming ya already in trouble . got any pics of the black dress .
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04-10-2005, 03:36 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Northside Brisbane
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ive got my perfect woman
sexually adventurous great looking demosticated not into all the ("im a woman here me roar bullSh*T) great mate likes my mates |
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04-10-2005, 03:37 PM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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on a different thread you told me ya wanted me . tart .
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04-10-2005, 03:38 PM
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Windsor Man!
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No pics that I can think of, I'll have a look. Lets hope she doesnt see me post it ;)
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04-10-2005, 03:38 PM
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Windsor Man!
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Who wants you Kev?
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04-10-2005, 03:39 PM
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04-10-2005, 03:50 PM
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BIG LUKE
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Location: Altona, Vic
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My opinion is never get married!!!!!!!!!!
WHY??? You may ask. Q>Why do all brides smile??????? A>Cos they know they have just given there last Head-Job!!!!!! LUKE
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I am like 7/11, I am not always doing business, but I am always open! XR6BBQ.......... Just when you thought I had given up!!!
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04-10-2005, 04:13 PM
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Windsor Man!
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04-10-2005, 04:16 PM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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"whats a head-job!!!!! is that a part on a car
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04-10-2005, 04:18 PM
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To shreads you say?!
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04-10-2005, 04:21 PM
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haha yeah good going
yeah shes very funny...at times it unintentional...shes doing a degree at uni so she can't be to daft...but in sayin that does your women at times just really miss the boat on things....like the really obvious...sorta makes me laugh cos she can be so smart at time but at others its like no brain is present |
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04-10-2005, 06:13 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Pakenham, Victoria
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One that likes sex more than once a week or maybe day and likes cars
 <<-- Remove this bit and you have my life. I'm a little bit of a nympho. I like the smaller pleasures of life that don't cost an arm and a leg I know of some women that cost men everything  :One thing I've dicovered in my journey's. Once you get married a woman know's she owns you. Scratch out any pleasures. Also discovered the longer the relationship lasts the less you get also. I am married. My wife and I did have things in common but now due to things that have happened in our lives, we have very little apart from our cars, house, children and debt in common. My wife no longer involves herself in anything I do. It's a tad depressing. We used to do everything together.
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04-10-2005, 06:26 PM
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Redhead extraordinaire...
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I often wonder why we keep getting married (and divorced)... I think this was discussed a bit in another thread somewhere but really, it's not working for us as a society. What are other options?
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04-10-2005, 06:30 PM
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BOLLOCKS
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: half way between here and retirement
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Wife Says " take the garbage out dear"
Husband Says " you take it out, you bloody cooked it" Now where did I leave my Bigun's magazine and VB?
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Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbit Vice President FPV & XR Club of Qld PROUD SPONSOR OF THE GOLD COAST ALL FORD DAY |
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