Quotable Quotes.

[X-AHH]

LIFE
When you think you know it all, it's a sure sign you don't.

CARS
Cheap, fast and reliable. Pick two.

[XB GS 351 Coupe]

"The Arc was build by amateurs and the Titanic by professionals, and we all know how that worked out"

"There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence."

"Don't practice till you get it right, practice till you can't get it wrong"

[XByoot]

...."Don't argue with idiots,they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"...

Or from Roy and HG... "You don't need a long neck to be a goose".....
From my late grandad.... "If Bulls..t were music you'd be a brass band"....
And ... "An ounce of brains is worth a ton of b/s"....

[XB GS 351 Coupe]

I hate it when people say "You don't need alcohol to have fun, you don't need running shoes to run but is sure as hell helps"

[Beastie]

You don't get a second chance at a first impression...

[XR.1967]

Don't bull**** a bull**** artist..

IF I did this or IF I did that..
If your aunty had balls she would have been your uncle..

[metallicana]

My personal Favorite
"I fix PC's, I can't fix stupid"

[Sar4890]

One from a magazine back in the day
"Restoring is boring paint it black and put it back"

[goz007]

Can't Put Brains in Statues......

[Uncle_Ken]

From when I was into martial arts..
"be busy, be aggressive, be first'

And on Spike Milligans headstone..
'I told you I was ill'

[jaydee]

Some John Wayne, he came up with some rippers,
“A man's got to do what a man's got to do.”
“I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.”
“A man deserves a second chance, but keep an eye on him.”

...and my favourite, better than the 10 Commandments

“I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.”

[zipping]

Churchill the age of the sage:

I am easily satisfied with the very best.


Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.


I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.


Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.


Never give in, never give in, never; never; never; never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense


If this is a blessing, it is certainly very well disguised.


Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.


We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out.


There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.


You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.


Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about.


The price of greatness is responsibility.


You ask what is our aim? I can answer in one word: Victory. Victory at all costs. Victory in spite of all terror. Victory however long and hard the road may be. For without victory there is no survival.


Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.


Today we may say aloud before an awe-struck world, 'We are still masters of our fate. We still are captain of our souls.'


I have not fear of the future. Let us go forward into its mysteries, let us tear aside the veils which hide it from our eyes, and let us move onward with confidence and courage.

[Lunch]

Why buy the cow when you get the sex for free?

Sex is like pizza, even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good!

[Rallye Sport]

"It takes more energy to frown than it does to smile. Yeah well it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone. Now **** off and watch me really start smiling"
Bill Hicks RIP

[neverready3]

Some days your the pigeon , some days your the statue.