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10-03-2011, 03:19 PM
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70 years young today. Total respect.
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment...-1226019082574 Here are 10 FACTUAL and 10 FICTITIOUS stats about Chuck Norris: 1. To be or not to be is irrelevant to Chuck Norris, because he is both. 2. When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push up. He pushes the earth down. 3. Chuck Norris is a six-time undefeated World Professional MiddleWeight Karate Champion and hero of more than 23 feature films. 4. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 5. Chuck Norris was the recipient of the Jewish Humanitarian Man of the Year Award in 1990. 6. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. 7. Chuck Norris is a devout Christian and reads the bible every morning with his wife Gena. 8. Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen. 9. Chuck Norris worked as a Commissioned Police Officer in Texas. 10. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, just another fist. 11. In 1991, Chuck Norris with his team and sponsor "Popeye Chicken" won the World Off Shore Powerboat championships. 12. Chuck Norris played archangel Matthew in Bells of Innocence, a film about dueling spiritual forces, directed by his son, a Christian moviemaker. 13. Chuck Norris can pin a nail to a wall using MC Hammer. 14. Born Carlos Ray in 1940 in Ryan, Oklahoma, Norris was nicknamed “Chuck” by a Hispanic barrack mate during Air Force boot camp. 15. Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds. 16. Chuck Norris says he was the only celebrity to publicly promote and applaud Mel Gibson's movie The Passion that didn't star in it. 17. Chuck Norris does not need Twitter... he is already following you. 18. Chuck Norris believes part of the "divine plan for his life" came when he first stepped into the world of martial arts while on his military tour in Korea. 19. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. 20. Chuck Norris released a statement about the fictional Chuck Norris facts; 'I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising."
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10-03-2011, 03:20 PM
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1. FALSE 2. FALSE 3. TRUE 4. FALSE 5. TRUE 6. FALSE 7. TRUE 8. FALSE 9. TRUE 10. FALSE 11. TRUE 12. TRUE 13. FALSE 14. TRUE 15. FALSE 16. TRUE 17. FALSE 18. TRUE 19. FALSE 20. TRUE
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10-03-2011, 03:49 PM
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Long live the Chuck!
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10-03-2011, 05:40 PM
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happy birthday chuck...my life would have been worse off without you
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10-03-2011, 05:49 PM
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Fact: Chuck Norris has no birthday he just appeared on earth
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10-03-2011, 05:59 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to blow out the candles on his cake, he just executes a roundhouse kick to extinguish them.
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10-03-2011, 06:03 PM
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So, he's related to the STIG???
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10-03-2011, 07:38 PM
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10-03-2011, 07:41 PM
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10-03-2011, 07:47 PM
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The Thread Killa
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Chuck can cut through a hot knife with butter.
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10-03-2011, 08:53 PM
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FACT: Chuck Norris can Slam a Revolving Door
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10-03-2011, 08:53 PM
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Chuck Norris's mother didnt give birth to him, he punched his way out of her womb
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10-03-2011, 08:54 PM
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CHuck Norris Doesn't Sleep.... He Waits
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10-03-2011, 08:57 PM
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not real butter.
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10-03-2011, 08:59 PM
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As a child, Chuck Norris' teachers beg him not to join spelling bees... because he would only spell D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R.
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10-03-2011, 09:42 PM
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When Chuch Norris dives in a pool, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.
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11-03-2011, 12:27 AM
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Chuck Norris s ***** has a toenail
Chuck norris owns a sandwich shop all he sells is knucle sandwiches Chck norris ounce ate a factory of sleeping pills it made him blink Chuck norris clogs the toilet even when he ****** Chuck Norris only lets Jackie Chan live cause he likes Chris Tucker movies only wonder women has a uterus than can bare Chucks children somewhere right now Chuck norris is plowing a chick he dosnt love superman owns a pair of Chuck norris pj s
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11-03-2011, 12:30 AM
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I've got a book full of these facts my brother gave me for Christmas. Pure gold!
Its funny to watch him reading facts about himself - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA_hMq-JUOE
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11-03-2011, 12:47 AM
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11-03-2011, 06:36 PM
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with Beef Jerky...
Chuck Norris laughed at the guys on their pogo sticks...as he sped past on his Jackhammer. |
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11-03-2011, 09:13 PM
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Kids check under their beds for the boogie man, the boogie man checks for Chuck Norris.
There is only one person capable of killing Chuck Norris, and that's Chuck Norris, and he'd never do that. If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at KFC, Chuck Norris got a Big Mac.
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11-03-2011, 09:24 PM
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Fact: Chuck Norris really ****** me off...(but I ain't gonna tell him)
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11-03-2011, 09:25 PM
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Laughing myself stupid at all these facts! Keep them coming.
Oh, Happy Birthday Chuck! Ed 
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16-03-2011, 12:37 PM
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Chuck Norris knows how the Never Ending Story finishes.
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16-03-2011, 01:33 PM
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Chuck once fell in a shark tank..... he ate 4 before they could pull him out.
There are no living rooms in chucks house. They found chucks diary its now called the guiness book of world records.
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16-03-2011, 04:08 PM
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My favourite Chuck Fact.
Chuck Norris created Black. In fact he created all the colours in the visual spectrum...except Pink...Tom Cruise created Pink.
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16-03-2011, 04:09 PM
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink!
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16-03-2011, 05:00 PM
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a couple of my faves
-Chuck Norris’ IQ can be expressed simply as a sideways eight -When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways -When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help. - Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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16-03-2011, 06:41 PM
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I wonder if Chuck still wears rattlesnakes as condoms????
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16-03-2011, 08:19 PM
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Bearded Hermit
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not with his current jesus phase i'll bet
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It's Chuck Norris' birthday today!!
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