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07-01-2005, 01:28 PM | #1 | ||
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i read a joke in people magazine (while i was meant to be working lol)... george bush comes into a class discusion.... and he wants the kids to give an example of a tragedy.... one kids says "a kid being hit by a bus" and Bush says... no that would be an accident.... another boy says "a bus going over a cliff full of children" mr bush says... no that would be called a great loss...
another boy puts his has up and says "if mr and mrs bush were on a plane and it crashed into another plane that would be a tragedy..." mr bush says yes that would be a tragedy... he asks the boy why it would be a tragedy... and he says "well it wouldnt be a great loss and im sure it wouldnt be an accident either" thats the basis of the joke... there were bells and whistles but ah well i still had a damn good laugh... it won the $50 as well |
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07-01-2005, 01:34 PM | #2 | ||
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heheh thats a good one
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07-01-2005, 01:58 PM | #3 | ||
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Lol nice one!! Ah people magagzine hmmm... i love to read the covers on those mags... what great skills those people have lol
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07-01-2005, 02:01 PM | #4 | ||
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hahaha nice :P
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07-01-2005, 07:09 PM | #5 | ||
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LMAO ! That's a heaps funny !
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07-01-2005, 11:35 PM | #6 | ||
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lol top stuff bro, good to see your putting in some hard hours at the station lol
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08-01-2005, 11:29 AM | #7 | ||
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BAHAHAHAHA!!! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!
**Rolls on floor laughing** I can't believe I just heard that! **Laughs till eyes get all teary** That's hilarious! **Regains composure** Someone actually read something in People magazine? BAHAHAHA!!! Ah, man, that's good comedy... EDIT: Oh yeah, good Bush joke, too. Sorry, I replied before I actually read your whole post. Last edited by Woz; 08-01-2005 at 11:34 AM. |
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hahaha i dont know whats funnier, the joke or some of the replies!!
good clean joke though
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10-01-2005, 11:56 PM | #11 | ||
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What's wrong with People & Picture? :evilking:
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