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Old 07-01-2005, 01:28 PM   #1
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i read a joke in people magazine (while i was meant to be working lol)... george bush comes into a class discusion.... and he wants the kids to give an example of a tragedy.... one kids says "a kid being hit by a bus" and Bush says... no that would be an accident.... another boy says "a bus going over a cliff full of children" mr bush says... no that would be called a great loss...
another boy puts his has up and says "if mr and mrs bush were on a plane and it crashed into another plane that would be a tragedy..." mr bush says yes that would be a tragedy... he asks the boy why it would be a tragedy... and he says "well it wouldnt be a great loss and im sure it wouldnt be an accident either"


thats the basis of the joke... there were bells and whistles but ah well i still had a damn good laugh... it won the $50 as well
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Old 07-01-2005, 01:34 PM   #2
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heheh thats a good one
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Old 07-01-2005, 01:58 PM   #3
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Lol nice one!! Ah people magagzine hmmm... i love to read the covers on those mags... what great skills those people have lol
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Old 07-01-2005, 02:01 PM   #4
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hahaha nice :P
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Old 07-01-2005, 07:09 PM   #5
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LMAO ! That's a heaps funny !
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Old 07-01-2005, 11:35 PM   #6
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lol top stuff bro, good to see your putting in some hard hours at the station lol
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Old 08-01-2005, 11:29 AM   #7
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BAHAHAHAHA!!! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!

**Rolls on floor laughing**

I can't believe I just heard that!

**Laughs till eyes get all teary**

That's hilarious!

**Regains composure**

Someone actually read something in People magazine?

BAHAHAHA!!!

Ah, man, that's good comedy...

EDIT: Oh yeah, good Bush joke, too. Sorry, I replied before I actually read your whole post.

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Old 08-01-2005, 11:41 AM   #8
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Originally Posted by Woz
BAHAHAHAHA!!! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!

**Rolls on floor laughing**

I can't believe I just heard that!

**Laughs till eyes get all teary**

That's hilarious!

**Regains composure**



BAHAHAHA!!!

Ah, man, that's good comedy...
BWAHAHAHAHA yeah man looks like your hard out working alright man lmao
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Old 08-01-2005, 03:07 PM   #9
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hahaha i dont know whats funnier, the joke or some of the replies!!

good clean joke though
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Old 09-01-2005, 02:21 AM   #10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Woz
BAHAHAHAHA!!! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!

**Rolls on floor laughing**

I can't believe I just heard that!

**Laughs till eyes get all teary**

That's hilarious!

**Regains composure**

Someone actually read something in People magazine?

BAHAHAHA!!!

Ah, man, that's good comedy...

EDIT: Oh yeah, good Bush joke, too. Sorry, I replied before I actually read your whole post.
damn looks like im pWn3d again
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Old 10-01-2005, 11:56 PM   #11
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What's wrong with People & Picture? :evilking:

There's always a 10-pinter in the Home Girls section!!! :Reverend:
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