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Old 21-03-2005, 01:46 PM   #1
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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 mile per hour, sir."

The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly from the passenger seat, "Now don't be silly, dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, " You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut."

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."

The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."

The wife says," Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks,"WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE HELL UP??"

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"


(the killer line is next )















"Oh, heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking."

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Old 21-03-2005, 01:49 PM   #2
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Bwahahahahahaha
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Old 21-03-2005, 01:49 PM   #3
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Ah so glad not to have her for a wife lmao
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Old 21-03-2005, 01:51 PM   #4
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OMFG that is brilliant! :hihi:

Thanks for the laugh, my jelly-wrestling friend
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Old 21-03-2005, 02:12 PM   #5
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OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Old 21-03-2005, 04:21 PM   #6
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Pffffffft.... DIVORCE.
Let her walk from now on!
Perhaps she can knit herself a ride home.
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Old 21-03-2005, 04:24 PM   #7
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Hahaha!

It has to be said, and I can't believe I'm the first one to say it, but he got :
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Old 21-03-2005, 04:46 PM   #8
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bwahahahahahaha....... bwhahahahahahahahahah::
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Old 21-03-2005, 06:04 PM   #9
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bwahahahahahaha...what an absolute classic.
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Old 21-03-2005, 06:46 PM   #10
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