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[rodderz]

Originally Posted by normell

> > > Black Panties
> > >
> > > Sherry lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't
> > > gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter constantly urges her
> > > to get back into the dating world. Finally, Sherry says she'll go
> > > out, but doesn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies,
> > > "Mama! I have someone for you to
> >meet."
> > > Well, it's an immediate hit. They really like one another and after
> >dating for six weeks,
> > > he asks her to join him for a weekend in the mountains. Their first
> > > night there, she undresses as does he. There she stands nude except
> > > for a pair of black lacy panties, while he is in
> his
> >birthday suit.
> > > Looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties?"
> > > She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to
> > > explore, but down there I am still in mourning." The following night
> the
> >same scenario.
> > > She's standing there with the black panties on and he is in his
> birthday
> > > suit...except that he has a black condom over his erection. She
> > > looks at him and asks, "What's with the black condom?" He replies,
> > > "I want to offer my deepest condolences."

lol...thats definately one for the boys at the pub!