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Old 22-10-2006, 05:27 PM   #1
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Hey Guys,

Found this ute down local shops and thought you might enjoy a laugh like i did, maybe it needs all the aero cause it cant keep up in a straight line

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Old 22-10-2006, 05:32 PM   #2
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That is craptacular
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Old 22-10-2006, 05:44 PM   #3
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omg le its all the holden utes backend torque, needs it to stop from lsing everywhere, you should learn your fully schmick utes better. LMAO biggest piece of s*** ive ever seen, blue guars wtf was he thinking.
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Old 22-10-2006, 05:45 PM   #4
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Ewwwww. :
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Old 22-10-2006, 05:54 PM   #5
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Didn't you guys see that ute run 6 sec 1/4 mile last year. Thats why he needs such a big wing on the back. LOL. What a knob!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 22-10-2006, 05:56 PM   #6
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Old 22-10-2006, 05:57 PM   #7
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Old 22-10-2006, 06:01 PM   #8
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Is that a control horn on the bottom of the aerofoil..... Its probably for when he cruises 260 kph, the wheels dont spin when he accelerates. He pulls a lever in the cockpit that increases its angle of attack.... What a machine.
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Old 22-10-2006, 06:04 PM   #9
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Wholly cow, looks like a verandah.
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Old 22-10-2006, 06:07 PM   #10
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one question, Why?
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Old 22-10-2006, 06:10 PM   #11
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Look like a a bunch of kids from kindergarten decorated it
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Old 22-10-2006, 06:11 PM   #12
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Old 22-10-2006, 06:17 PM   #13
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Old 22-10-2006, 06:22 PM   #14
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Old 22-10-2006, 06:23 PM   #15
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What a moron...he should neck himself.
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Old 22-10-2006, 06:24 PM   #16
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things like this make me ask... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS!

honestly, what could make you stand back and look at that and say..WOW, that is beautiful..
it looks like a ute crossed with a cuddy cab boat/hang glider.
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Old 22-10-2006, 07:01 PM   #17
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The wing and side bits are not to my tastes but each to their own. The main problem I see is that there is greatly reduced room and access in the rear tray, defeats the purpose of having a ute when you could probably fit the same amount of stuff, if not more, in a sedan. :
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Old 22-10-2006, 07:22 PM   #18
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WOW that is hot......sorry just saw an indy babe on TV as for the ute hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm not what I would have but someone has to drive it.
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Old 22-10-2006, 07:59 PM   #19
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It's a case of overaccessorising. They wanted cool, but instead got tool.

Some people should actually look at what they create and ask themselves, "does this look good?"
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Old 22-10-2006, 08:06 PM   #20
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At least he will know which car is his in the carpark... other than that all i can say is eewwwwww.....
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Old 22-10-2006, 08:15 PM   #21
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A bit over the top i thinks.
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Old 22-10-2006, 09:02 PM   #22
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Man you guys are harsh.
The guy obviously owns a mobile clothes ironing business and that is his ironing board. Sort of like those mobile dog wash places and the bath in the trailer thing.
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Old 22-10-2006, 09:15 PM   #23
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Its a freaking shovel.. Holden and Bobcat.
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Old 22-10-2006, 09:22 PM   #24
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how nice... I could See Rick Kelly driving that
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Old 22-10-2006, 09:23 PM   #25
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The ironing board is a little high for use.
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Old 22-10-2006, 09:40 PM   #26
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Originally Posted by VelocityXR6TUte
Hey Guys,

Found this ute down local shops and thought you might enjoy a laugh like i did, maybe it needs all the aero cause it cant keep up in a straight line

Cheers
where is that mate?

looks like chermside westies'
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Old 22-10-2006, 09:49 PM   #27
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None other than ipswich, might explain alot I suppose
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Old 22-10-2006, 10:54 PM   #28
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Old 23-10-2006, 02:19 AM   #29
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I didnt know Boeing make holden complient rudders. This guy must cop so much ***** just going to the shops haha, serves him right.
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Old 23-10-2006, 07:46 AM   #30
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The ironing board is a little high for use.
Agreed, he would have to be like 7 foot tall.

Well, he's at a shopping centre so maybe the thing is really a shopping trolley for gigantic people, and that's the handle?
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