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Old 28-05-2009, 02:49 AM   #1
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Default Some of the worst engine work I've seen.

A friend linked me to this thread on another car forum.
Let the pictures do the talking.
Highlights are the clutch "modification" and flywheel "modification"

Clicky Clicky

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Old 28-05-2009, 04:08 AM   #2
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That is truly legendary stuff right there.......
I wish I was only errr half as good as this clown.....
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Old 28-05-2009, 04:20 AM   #3
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Finally we get to see behind the doors at ProComp :
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Old 28-05-2009, 04:50 AM   #4
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This is a repost, I remember this from a few months ago. Pretty amazing stuff though, especially how they FILED the head. I thought it HAD to be a joke by then. Until I read on and they TESTED the thing, whoever drove it had balls of steel!
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Old 28-05-2009, 06:58 AM   #5
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Old 28-05-2009, 07:28 AM   #6
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Oh dear............
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Old 28-05-2009, 08:53 AM   #7
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Y'know, I recently rebuilt one of these in a Hoondie Lantra...why was I not aware of these OBVIOUS HIGH PERFORMANCE MODIFICATIONS THEN??? DANG....that head work is the stuff....stuff....OF GENIUS!! And the clutch mods...well..they speak for themselves.


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Old 28-05-2009, 10:02 AM   #8
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Spanish Rogercordia?
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hahha yeah i remember seein this, still funny though
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Old 28-05-2009, 10:36 AM   #11
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come on, not ALL of their stuff is rubbish!
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Old 28-05-2009, 11:56 AM   #12
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omfg. hilarious.
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Old 28-05-2009, 02:01 PM   #13
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I don't see the problem...? Looks like stellar work to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSl5zSlZzpM

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Old 28-05-2009, 02:22 PM   #14
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I don't see the problem...? Looks like stellar work to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSl5zSlZzpM

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What a beast
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Old 28-05-2009, 02:23 PM   #15
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even though its been around for ages its still makes me laugh.....
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Old 28-05-2009, 02:46 PM   #16
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I tried to take in as much as I could but did anyone explain the filing pattern on the cylinder head? Oh and that painted front end assembly looks like something that you would play on at McDonalds!
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Old 28-05-2009, 02:59 PM   #18
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Spanish Rogercordia?
This guy puts Roger to shame.


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I don't see the problem...? Looks like stellar work to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSl5zSlZzpM

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I like the way they're all standing around thinking "why is it doing this, what could have gone wrong?"
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I haven't got upto the clutch bit yet, but i admit I must be missing something regarding some of the jibes: the raw head is pockmarked from det, they have filed off the remnants of the head gasket so that it doesn't clag the stone and then milled the face. The siamese ports have been knifed, the bowls cleaned up. The singh grooves are a little ****y, but heh. Where is the comedy in this?

I'm also not sure what the overtly lopey engine in the youtube clip is about either, except they have rightly fitted rams horns and obviously no dump pipe, so we can see some flames and a poor state of tune.

Perhaps as I continue to read, things will become self evident.
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Old 28-05-2009, 03:19 PM   #20
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I tried to take in as much as I could but did anyone explain the filing pattern on the cylinder head? Oh and that painted front end assembly looks like something that you would play on at McDonalds!
From the thread - Sin grooves!! According to him, that will make the mixture travel faster to the centre of the chamber, thus improving efficiency.
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Not as good as the "My friend said putting sand into the air intake will port and polish the engine! but it wont start?? whats wrong?!?" thread lol
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Wow, i just read it all...
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Old 28-05-2009, 07:23 PM   #23
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Holy crap at everything.

That clutch has to take the cake though.
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Not as good as the "My friend said putting sand into the air intake will port and polish the engine! but it wont start?? whats wrong?!?" thread lol
Indeed. That would be in my top 3.

Also recall some clown doing some insane mods to a WRX, bragging about it, cracking the block, putting it back to stock while being completely smug about it and not realising that all the local Suby dealers were also reading the thread and knocking back his attempts at a warranty claim.
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Not as good as the "My friend said putting sand into the air intake will port and polish the engine! but it wont start?? whats wrong?!?" thread lol
That wasnt real though
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Also read something about a guy in the States with a late model Mustang wanting to do an oil change and flushing the old oil out with water..... Not sure if he was for real but certainly sounded genuine ie. No bloody idea
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