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Old 30-10-2008, 05:39 PM   #1
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Default "My Commodore is FWD"

Some bloke on another forum posts about how he was gunning his new SV6 and for some reason the front wheels started spinning, so he came to the conclusion that he car was FWD. Its a good laugh!

I won't spoil it for you, but see his post on page 2. What an idiot :

http://forums.whirlpool.net.au/forum....cfm?t=1078330

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Old 30-10-2008, 05:43 PM   #2
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You do not have access to this forum <<<< That's what I'm getting.
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Old 30-10-2008, 05:43 PM   #3
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Old 30-10-2008, 05:43 PM   #4
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Likewise....

How about you copy-paste whatever he wrote. I could do with a laugh.
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Old 30-10-2008, 05:50 PM   #5
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the post

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Hai guys

i just spoke to my wife who actually brought the car

and the discussion went like this..

me – hey hun, i was driving today and the sv6 seems to be front wheel drive not rear, i thought the dealer said it was RWD??

her – what sv6?

me – the one we brought thats sitting in the driveway

her – thats a Toyota Aurion

me – i thought you were buying the sv6

her – ???

YES i know im very clueless about cars, i dont know what a sv6 looks like, my wife said she was going to buy the commy

yes i failed im researching about it more now..
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Old 30-10-2008, 05:51 PM   #6
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I feel sorry for the Poor bastard
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Old 30-10-2008, 05:52 PM   #7
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Hi guys

I recently brought a near new SV6 and overall im really happy with the car

Im not really into cars but im pretty sure the Commodore is rear wheel drive

I use to watch bathurst and seen the old commy's spin out because of its power to the back of the wheels.

But today it was raining and i had to step on it as i was on a hill (manual) and i started losing control, i thought the rear was going to go side ways but the front tyres lost grip...

i was dumbfounded by this so i went to a quiet street and really gave it and yep the front tyres started smoking up.

so where do i begin? contact holden and ask why my commy is fwd or is this the new model? Are they all FWD??

discuss...

Well thats interesting
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Old 30-10-2008, 05:55 PM   #8
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Old 30-10-2008, 05:56 PM   #9
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Sorry about the access issue guys, basically goes like so:

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I use to watch bathurst and seen the old commy's spin out because of its power to the back of the wheels.

But today it was raining and i had to step on it as i was on a hill (manual) and i started losing control, i thought the rear was going to go side ways but the front tyres lost grip...

i was dumbfounded by this so i went to a quiet street and really gave it and yep the front tyres started smoking up.

so where do i begin? contact holden and ask why my commy is fwd or is this the new model? Are they all FWD??
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im sure they are FWD now its the new transmission from germany
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Hai guys

i just spoke to my wife who actually brought the car

and the discussion went like this..

me – hey hun, i was driving today and the sv6 seems to be front wheel drive not rear, i thought the dealer said it was RWD??

her – what sv6?

me – the one we brought thats sitting in the driveway

her – thats a Toyota Aurion

me – i thought you were buying the sv6

her – ???

YES i know im very clueless about cars, i dont know what a sv6 looks like, my wife said she was going to buy the commy

yes i failed im researching about it more now..
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Old 30-10-2008, 06:07 PM   #10
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was pretty funny shame its not for real though
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Old 30-10-2008, 06:39 PM   #11
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I call BS - surely you can't be that stupid - and the story still doesn't check out:

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But today it was raining and i had to step on it as i was on a hill (manual) and i started losing control
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Well seeing ALL Toyta Aurions are auto and he claims to be doing a hill start in a manual, I'd suggest he has probably ended up with a Camry Sportivo.
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Old 30-10-2008, 07:21 PM   #12
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BOUGHT, not BROUGHT.... god damnit.
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Old 30-10-2008, 07:34 PM   #13
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He's a disgrace to mankind. A real man would know what make and model it is, the engine in it and approximate power of a car that he or his partner owns. The fact he got the make wrong and his missus knew more about it is a real worry.
How is he supposed to discuss the merits of the car around a BBQ with a beer in hand like he is supposed to being an Aussie male?

Most real men can see a Falcon or Commodore drive past, identify the series, know which engines were offered in that car and identify which at least by a badge on the car.
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Old 30-10-2008, 08:11 PM   #14
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my old man works at toyota they don't make the aurion in manual so yeh probably camry sportivo but still what a dud
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Old 30-10-2008, 08:15 PM   #15
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In the whirlpool thread, the OP ( a tool) says he earns $10K a day, and his wife purchased an Aurion? What Were They Thinking? Do we have to be dumb to earn that sort of coin?
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Old 30-10-2008, 08:16 PM   #16
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Seriously, people that stupid shouldn't have a license, he should just catch the bus.
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Old 30-10-2008, 09:38 PM   #17
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Maybe he wears the skirt in there relationship :
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Old 30-10-2008, 09:42 PM   #18
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Yet he knows the specific output of a celica motor in another thread????????? wtf
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Old 31-10-2008, 05:53 AM   #19
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come to think of it, my Falcon has this weird Toyota badge on it and displays all those symptoms he mentioned!

better give Ford a call and see what the deal is.

...well better go shoot myself
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Old 31-10-2008, 11:02 AM   #20
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It has to be a hoax, no one can be that stupid, wouldnt there be a toyota logo on the steering wheel and or on the central locking on his/her keyring?
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He needs one of these...
http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main...products_id=38

AWD conversion kit...

I like the wiper blade sharpener, and the piston return springs too
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He needs one of these...
http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main...products_id=38

AWD conversion kit...

I like the wiper blade sharpener, and the piston return springs too

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Who cares all new cars look the same anyway!
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Old 31-10-2008, 10:49 PM   #26
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How is he supposed to discuss the merits of the car around a BBQ with a beer in hand like he is supposed to being an Aussie male?
in his case it would be a fondue and a glass of car-don-nay
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Years ago I used to work with a bloke who had a VR and thought it was FWD. He was an IT manager too ,so heh ad (at least) half a brian, just no interest in cars.
WHen he was told it was RWD, he jsut shrugged "well, there you go" didnt really give a bugger. (but he still told me holdens are better n fords are cr@p)
Might be a lesson ther for all those people who say FWD commies or falcons wouldnt sell.
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Suddenly the supercheap enforcer ad's and pauline hanson's (all the guy's are turning gay)comment's are starting to make sense...Metrosexuals are taking over the world.

How can i talk about the v8's with mates when there all at male tupperware party's???
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How can i talk about the v8's with mates when there all at male tupperware party's???
I have no mates outside of my car club that are into cars.. So I know how this feels. I also went to a school where there were only two of us into cars (Falzoony and myself) so that was an AWSOME school experience :
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I have no mates outside of my car club that are into cars.. So I know how this feels. I also went to a school where there were only two of us into cars (Falzoony and myself) so that was an AWSOME school experience :
same here for me, they all give me crap about owning a Ford but dont have any interest in cars, they think a corolla is a good car
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