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Old 05-02-2006, 11:25 AM   #1
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Brainiac teaser for the day.

How many Helium filled balloons does it take to make a Meatball float?

I am sure a few of out intrepid AFF members would know.......

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Old 05-02-2006, 01:00 PM   #2
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Just one provided its the right size
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Old 06-02-2006, 06:01 PM   #3
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with or without special-meatball-dipping-sauce(tm)?
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Old 06-02-2006, 09:13 PM   #4
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was that to just get off the ground or to float to the ceiling ?
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Old 06-02-2006, 09:19 PM   #5
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And how is it attatched?
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Old 06-02-2006, 09:19 PM   #6
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The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42

So therefore it would take 42 helium filled baloons, regardless of size to make a meatball float

What you really need for this job is an improbability drive.....



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Old 06-02-2006, 09:21 PM   #7
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it takes a lot less than 42
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Old 06-02-2006, 09:21 PM   #8
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was that to just get off the ground or to float to the ceiling ?
Float to the Highest Point in the Ceiling (tm).

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Old 06-02-2006, 09:21 PM   #9
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And how is it attatched?
Curling Ribbon (tm).
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Old 06-02-2006, 09:23 PM   #10
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well, I have no idea what this is all about but I'd like to see a "yogurt truck" comment at least somewhere in this thread..


Oh look, there it is!
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Old 06-02-2006, 09:23 PM   #11
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Boiling hot or stone cold meatball?
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Old 06-02-2006, 09:24 PM   #12
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just stick the meatball in the baloon and tie it off with curling ribbon.. so the answer is 1
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Old 06-02-2006, 09:28 PM   #13
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just stick the meatball in the baloon and tie it off with curling ribbon.. so the answer is 1
The correct answer is actually 8 Mark.....

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Old 06-02-2006, 09:30 PM   #14
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well, I have no idea what this is all about but I'd like to see a "yogurt truck" comment at least somewhere in this thread..
<------That one?
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Old 06-02-2006, 09:34 PM   #15
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well, it most certainly has crashed so yes, that would be the one :
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Old 06-02-2006, 10:05 PM   #16
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Is the meatball on a huge conveyor belt going in the oppisite direction at the same speed?
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Old 06-02-2006, 10:09 PM   #17
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Any chance of a GT striped teapot being somewhat attached to this said helium filled balloon.
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Old 06-02-2006, 10:09 PM   #18
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Ok, what? I have no idea what this is about!!! Am I just a deadset bloody smacktard who needs a smack in the face or is there really no point to this?
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Youd have to say, it is better than Situps™
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meh, its better then situps.


Not as good as an internet fridge though. :
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Not as good as an internet fridge though. :

A Yoghurt™ covered Internet Fridge™ even?
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Old 07-02-2006, 12:18 AM   #24
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Old 07-02-2006, 12:28 AM   #25
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Old 07-02-2006, 10:39 AM   #26
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I feel duty bound to post in this thread, even though I have nothing to add.

Except to ask that Shane stops smsing me to let me know when & where the yoghurt truck crashes every weekend...
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The correct answer is actually 8 Mark.....

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wasnt it 9? 3 balloons per group, and there was 3 groups of balloons??

and of course, we all need to take into account the effect of a high powered industrial air conditioning unit as well...
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Old 07-02-2006, 11:14 AM   #28
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How many Helium filled balloons does it take to make a Meatball float?

I am sure a few of out intrepid AFF members would know.......

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Shane was that meatball frozen or cooked?
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One wonders if Garlic bread head protection was worn whilst this experiment was occuring ????????????

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