How to contact John Laws??

**Stav** · 01-08-2005, 08:46 PM

Guys I need to know how to contact John Laws on radio tommorow.This saga with my boundary has hit an all time p#%$#off.

I had the govt surveyors come in finally told me my fencine survey was wrong and I just picked up that they have done a mathematical error.I want to pump them hard as I can I have had enough if this crap.

They have kept me waiting for 3 months before anything happened as well!!

I must talk to John Laws....nothing else seems to work in this country!!

Any contact details or fax numbers please let me know!!!

Perana · 01-08-2005, 08:50 PM

Try here: http://www.johnlaws.com.au/6Contact.html

Kapn_Kiwi · 01-08-2005, 08:52 PM

You just beat me ben.
Google is your (best) friend.

sbutler · 01-08-2005, 08:54 PM

Just call him on his radio show, Ive done it a couple of times & got on no worries..131332

Perana · 01-08-2005, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Skinny_Puppy

You just beat me ben.
Google is your (best) friend.

Certainly is...

Psycho Chicken · 01-08-2005, 09:01 PM

You know what I mean.

Sourbastard · 01-08-2005, 09:02 PM

To make contact with John Laws the following process is required to be undertaken.

First, dress in a set of leather pants and no shirt.
Pour 6.66 litres of goats blood into the sign of the pentagram on the floor.
Tune your radio into 2UE, so you can recieve the unholy signal.
Dance around the Pentagram anti clockwise screaming the holy summons of "Did I mention the F**CKING SAND!!"

Your radio will emit a hiss of static, as the Dark Lord of Talk Radio acknowledges the summons and blesses you with his satanic presence. Leave your message, after the beep.

Jamie XR6 · 01-08-2005, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by sourbastard

To make contact with John Laws the following process is required to be undertaken.

First, dress in a set of leather pants and no shirt.
Pour 6.66 litres of goats blood into the sign of the pentagram on the floor.
Tune your radio into 2UE, so you can recieve the unholy signal.
Dance around the Pentagram anti clockwise screaming the holy summons of "Did I mention the F**CKING SAND!!"

Your radio will emit a hiss of static, as the Dark Lord of Talk Radio acknowledges the summons and blesses you with his satanic presence. Leave your message, after the beep.

I wish I knew that it was dance anti clockwise earlier. No wonder I kept getting a very puzzled Alan Jones!

MO · 01-08-2005, 09:15 PM

luv your work sourbarstard....mmuuwwwhahahaha.
Now was that naked or black robes.

b2tf · 01-08-2005, 09:17 PM

LOL @ last 2 posts!

Velociraptor · 01-08-2005, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Jamie XR6

I wish I knew that it was dance anti clockwise earlier. No wonder I kept getting a very puzzled Alan Jones!

He just pretends to look puzzled

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**Stav** · 01-08-2005, 09:23 PM

Thanks guys.I am typing up an email and going to fax him tonight and call him in the morning.

Sour bastard ...luv ya mate!!

Who votes Sour bastard changes his name to Funny Bastard :hihi:

Sourbastard · 01-08-2005, 09:27 PM

Funny Bastard, Fat Bastard, Sour Bastard, Violent Bastard.... they are all apt.

Velociraptor · 01-08-2005, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by useless

Thanks guys.I am typing up an email and going to fax him tonight and call him in the morning.

Sour bastard ...luv ya mate!!

Who votes Sour bastard changes his name to Funny Bastard :hihi:

Or Funny Sour Bastard. or Sour Funny Bastard.

MO · 01-08-2005, 09:35 PM

Or how about ...For Real Sourbastard.mmwwuuhahaha
Me reads book of spells.

**Stav** · 01-08-2005, 09:43 PM

Or notso sour funny bastard!!

**Stav** · 01-08-2005, 09:59 PM

If I get on the radio tommorow I am going to be the not so funny useless.If John lets me on hes going to give them all a huge rocket up their butts.

Fancy building a house..then 5 years later there are 2 conflicting boundary surveys.Then I called the frigging government ones in to do a final survey and theirs is different to mine and my trouble maker neighbours. 3 surveyors and they were all out. The guy that hated me next door didnt take as much as these guys from the land and titles in his survey.

I think that people who build or buy a new home should be aware that a registered surveyor and his survey dont count for anything!!

The only final legal survey is from Dept of lands surveyors.If you buy a new house dont get a registerd surveyor because they are rubbished by government ones who dont do homes for purchases or people building.

This is ironic.Wake up dpt of lands ministry !!Am I paying taxes for nothing?

sbutler · 01-08-2005, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Velociraptor

Or Funny Sour Bastard. or Sour Funny Bastard.

He's got my vote either way..

MO · 01-08-2005, 10:09 PM

Useless..keep your cool,state the facts,and I'm sure you will get a result...whether its in your favour or not..at least Lawsy will get onto to it ..if its worthwhile.

Good Luck.

**Stav** · 01-08-2005, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by John McMaster

Useless..keep your cool,state the facts,and I'm sure you will get a result...whether its in your favour or not..at least Lawsy will get onto to it ..if its worthwhile.

Good Luck.

I am losing because I have kept my cool ..its time to pull out the big guns...I ahve been nice and I ahve been screwed over...even to the point where my neighbour tried to use this miscalculation sneekilly to sell my own land back to me for 10,000 because these braindeads cant use a ruler!!!

If by tommorow afternoon I dont have a favourable result I am going to give back the pshycological pain back to them. If the truth is illegal then I am a criminal!!!!
Iam going to use every available media,my website and every other means so that innocent people dont get caught in a situation where three results came from one areas measurement

MO · 01-08-2005, 10:25 PM

Useless...I feel for your angst but please whatever you do stick to the facts and avoid any retaliatory action that could result in you being the bigger loser..and remember this ...walk softly and carry a big stick..there are more ways to skin a cat albeit some of them are not very ethical.

Have no witness's and leave no marks!!!!!

**Stav** · 01-08-2005, 10:33 PM

In Greek there is a saying.."o kalos kalo then ehi"

"The good dont necessarily get good."

I am on my absolute last string..I am strong enough to ride it out untill tommorow.John Laws has my email. Maybe he can get some better results.

**Stav** · 01-08-2005, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by John McMaster

Useless...whatever ...walk softly and carry a big stick..there are more ways to skin a cat albeit some of them are not very ethical.

Have no witness's and leave no marks!!!!!

You are right....the difference between an animal and a man is that a man thinks and the animal reacts...and as we know we keep animals in zoos.

Its time to win this with a superior attitude and superior state of mind....
thanks...

MO · 01-08-2005, 10:40 PM

Thinking of you sport.
Good luck.

rodderz · 01-08-2005, 11:50 PM

Let us know how you go...

Isnt Steve Price up there too? He used to be on 3AW down here and has a real nasty reputation for rubbing people up the wrong way if he wants an argument

02-08-2005, 12:07 AM

while your at it ask him if its true that he owns an XYGTHO that is AUTOMATIC!

i have heard this rumour many many years ago and was wondering what the REAL answer is.....

thanks,

roy

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bindi · 02-08-2005, 07:18 AM

Where to find John Laws? Look under a rock.

What about the shows that we all know and love, and are the mecca of televisual reporting at its' finest, Today Tonight or A Current Affair? They would jump on this story too.

*I go off to find a noose to hang myself with, considering I just typed the above words of praise for those tv shows - and sarcasm doesn't portray over the net cos my name's not Sour Bastard*

RED_EL_XR8 · 02-08-2005, 10:06 AM

Don't do it Stav! There are better Avenues for resolution!

Hate to burst your bubble on this one, but its just not newsworthy enough for Lawsie to get the payola off. And I'm sure your well aware those who actually call this guy are almost without exception the creme of cranks and fanatics! :dr_Evil:

Oh and did I mention the Sand?

SunDrifter · 02-08-2005, 10:23 AM

<john laws voice>Well, lets do something about it, lets put them in the scumbag.

Good luck there anyway.

**Stav** · 02-08-2005, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by RED_EL_XR8

Don't do it Stav! There are better Avenues for resolution!

Hate to burst your bubble on this one, but its just not newsworthy enough for Lawsie to get the payola off. And I'm sure your well aware those who actually call this guy are almost without exception the creme of cranks and fanatics! :dr_Evil:

Oh and did I mention the Sand?

Yes heaps of sand,snd everywhere ,bloody sand!!!ahhah
There are no other avenues except ot go to the land and environment court and cough up around 50,000 to 250,000 to just show a mathematical error.

In times of trouble it pays to be diplomatic right until the end.When all diplomatic avenues are exhausted and there is still no one listening it is time to either walk away...a loser..or to fight. The way I see it is that if we I go quietly into the night that I am not a fighter but a giver upper.

I will talk to these guys soon and if I dont get the co operation...