Team America: World Police

Hawk · 05-01-2005, 09:10 PM

Ok, who has seen this movie. If you haven't, then get your rear into gear and go to the movies and watch it. It is absolutely sensational. I just love the work Trey Parker and Matt Stone do (Southpark creators for those not in the know). This movie had me nearly rolling in the aisles...and in at least 2 scenes I physically could not stop laughing (particularly the sex scene!)

What did everyone else think of it?

05-01-2005, 09:51 PM

I cacked myself the whole way through it.

And although the puppet sex might meen I need therapy for the next 2 years, it was still the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

Awesome.

pauljh74 · 05-01-2005, 09:56 PM

I downloaded a SVCD copy off the net - if you like South Park, you'll love Team America! America F**k Yeah!

klawsterfobik · 05-01-2005, 09:56 PM

Even my mum laughed at the puppet sex, we didnt go initally to watch Team America mind you.

I found the opening scene really funny, you could tell what was going to happen as soon as he popped out the ring. I loved how the whole movie they were having a really good go at the Americans for what they're doing in Iraq. Again the opening scene where everything is on fire, or turned to rubble, "but we beat the bad guys, hooray!" LOL

The vomiting bit was a bit over the top.. it made my stomach turn, quite sharply.

A really funny movie though.

klawsterfobik · 05-01-2005, 09:57 PM

Oh, the sex scene.. some good ideas in there, esp. the handstand one!

And did you see when the asian guy was in his chair, there is a model of a guy doing a girl doggy on a side table. BAHAHAA

Thunder Kiss · 05-01-2005, 10:17 PM

Yeah, very funny. I liked their theme song.

Psycho Chicken · 05-01-2005, 10:19 PM

lol the GF didn't seem to like it but I couldn't stop laughing! Can't wait for the DVD to come out.

"And now, now you've gone away, and all I'm trying to say is Pearl Habour sucked....and I miss yooouuuuuu"

svo347 · 05-01-2005, 11:12 PM

Dakka dakka dakka
Funny as

old_mate · 05-01-2005, 11:46 PM

i downloaded it

watched half

thought it was shit

will have to get blind and watch it again

Bad Santa was the bomb though

Woz · 05-01-2005, 11:49 PM

I saw Team America with about a half dozen mates at the cinemas on fine tuesday afternoon... And then once more with some other friends [and three who went on the tuesday aswell] a week and a bit later on a thursday.

Even the second time we couldn't stop laughing. Awesome movie. I'd be willing to go see it again, right now, if only I had pants on. Or money to put in the pockets.

Woz · 05-01-2005, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by old_mate

i downloaded it

watched half

thought it was shit

will have to get blind and watch it again

Bad Santa was the bomb though

Bad Santa did nothing for me. Maybe it was that little tubby kid that ruined it, I don't know. There was two parts where I laughed. TWO!

In the car, when Billy Bob turns and screams at the kid "Are you f*cken messing with me?" from out of nowhere, and the first "F*ck me, Santa! F*ck me, Santa! F*ck me, Santa!" scene. Other than that? Lame, lame, lame.

rodderz · 05-01-2005, 11:54 PM

Wouldnt mind seeing it, those who I know have seen it thought it was one of the funniest movies they'de seen

Meet the Fockers would be good too by the looks!

Franky · 06-01-2005, 12:13 AM

Yeah it was a great movie but you're a little late it'll be out on DVD some time this month hopefully

w0lf · 06-01-2005, 05:00 AM

very funny movie, downloaded the vcd of it

I couldnt stop laughing for ages after that vomiting scene

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A flying limo? Now I've seen everything.
Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
What? No!
So you *haven't* seen everything.

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EFFalcon · 06-01-2005, 09:08 AM

loved it :P
in real world scenes, he looked so small :P

mick.wheelz · 06-01-2005, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by rodderz

Wouldnt mind seeing it, those who I know have seen it thought it was one of the funniest movies they'de seen

Meet the Fockers would be good too by the looks!

I went and saw meet the fockers with my gf, it was pretty funny.. i havent seen team america... whats a good filesharing place to get a vcd from?

**Falcon Coupe** · 06-01-2005, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by the_wheel_man

I went and saw meet the fockers with my gf, it was pretty funny.. i havent seen team america... whats a good filesharing place to get a vcd from?

I heard someone got it here :

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http://www.imesh.com/

It was quite funny, projectile vomiting always gets me laughing.

loxxr6 · 06-01-2005, 03:27 PM

The vomit scene had me in stitches.

Wait til the dvd comes out, they're adding a golden showers scene to the sex scene. It was cut out by the censors. I can't wait.

Quote:

"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an *******. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get f*cked by dicks. But dicks also f*ck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can f*ck an ******* is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they f*ck too much or f*ck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us f*ck this ******* we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit."
Aww, bein a dick ain’t so bad. See theres three kinds of people…dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna fcuk all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes chuck and all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once and a while because pussies get f*cked by d*cks. But dicks also fcuk assholes chuck and if they didn’t fcuk the assholes you know what you’d get? You’d get your d*ck and your p*ssy all covered in sh*t.

mick.wheelz · 06-01-2005, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Falcon Coupe

I heard someone got it here :

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http://www.imesh.com/

It was quite funny, projectile vomiting always gets me laughing.

never mind, i found irc can help with these sort of things....

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Psycho Chicken · 06-01-2005, 06:12 PM

In years to come people are going to look back on this day and say 'good one FAG'.

klawsterfobik · 06-01-2005, 06:21 PM

they already do dont they? And the d*ck, p*ssy and ******* quote is hilarious!

I just like the title of Meet the Fockers. I dont think id enjoy the movie too much

pauljh74 · 07-01-2005, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Woz

Bad Santa did nothing for me. Maybe it was that little tubby kid that ruined it, I don't know. There was two parts where I laughed. TWO!

In the car, when Billy Bob turns and screams at the kid "Are you f*cken messing with me?" from out of nowhere, and the first "F*ck me, Santa! F*ck me, Santa! F*ck me, Santa!" scene. Other than that? Lame, lame, lame.

Bad Santa was OK - my girlfriend bought me a Santa hat after seeing that movie

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As for where to get Team America from - I used EMule and got an SVCD copy (2 CDs) - plays on the DVD player and better than regular VCD