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Old 25-03-2013, 12:08 AM   #1
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i've been looking at night vision binoculars for hunting and found description that made me laugh..,. this one is from china..

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When night falls,you never know what the cover of darkness may be kidding;
With the Nightfall Night Vision Monocular you can see in the dark and stay hidden!
Using the most advanced infrared technology in its category and paired with a high resolution intensifier,the Nightfall transforms barely navigable low light and Adurable,yet lightweight,rubber armor body protects the unit and give the user a comfortable gripping surface,perfect for extensive use.With long range viewing capabilities and a lengthy battery life,this easy to use Nightfall Night Vision Monocular is perfect for a wide range of recreational and professional uses,including hunting,security,boating,leisure,astronomy,nature observation and camping.
All Nightfall Monoculars are protected by Ronger’s exclusive Limited Lifetime Warranty,so feel free to invade the night.


i had to make sure it isn't from a sex shop...lol
anyone find any amusing descriptions?

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Old 25-03-2013, 01:24 AM   #2
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I had an old nissan 4wd some years ago , the instructions on the transmission tunnel for for gear selection it had a large sticker saying "only use four wheel drive in rough or shippery conditions",................. a pretty funny fopar in translation i thought.
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Old 25-03-2013, 01:47 AM   #3
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a pretty funny fopar in translation i thought.
For the record mik, it's spelt 'faux pas'.

Oh the irony
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Old 25-03-2013, 07:45 AM   #4
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For the record mik, it's spelt 'faux pas'.

Oh the irony







that is indeed a pretty funny ""fopar""!
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Old 25-03-2013, 08:17 AM   #5
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I remember seeing a spanner (from the good old days ) and it read, "Pull like a b***tard, till elbow clicks"... an early torque wrench ?
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Old 25-03-2013, 10:13 AM   #7
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Manuals for computer motherboards are a gold mine for this stuff.
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Old 25-03-2013, 10:25 AM   #8
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Hysterical!

It actually translates to:

From this point on, slope becomes steep. Please walk slowly so you do not tire yourself.
(indirectly saying to pace yourself and take your time)
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Old 25-03-2013, 03:23 PM   #9
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For the record mik, it's spelt 'faux pas'.

Oh the irony
hahahaa you got me
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Old 25-03-2013, 03:31 PM   #10
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mik, Fopar = Ford Chrysler???
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Old 25-03-2013, 03:42 PM   #11
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Gotta love the Chinese...If only they researched the English language a little better
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Old 25-03-2013, 05:55 PM   #12
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Hmmm, end bit reminded me of this song right quick, lol. "Steal the night" instead.
http://youtu.be/c_HSV7-SES0
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Old 25-03-2013, 07:36 PM   #13
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google translate at it's finest
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Old 25-03-2013, 11:35 PM   #15
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..?????
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Old 26-03-2013, 12:28 AM   #16
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Indian telemarketer while your pretending you cant hear them, "I am to be hearing you."
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I check this site every day: http://www.engrish.com
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mik, Fopar = Ford Chrysler???
Nah not Ford or chrysler, my spelling skills.......... or lack of them.





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One thing though it looks like our version will be de-tuned, please ford don't do it. Leave it alone like you did with its bigger brother that has already proven a winner.
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I check this site every day: http://www.engrish.com

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Gotta love the Chinese...If only they researched the English language a little better
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What a SHOCK to see words like that! And on a shirt too!
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For the record mik, it's spelt 'faux pas'.

Oh the irony
C'mon mate, not everyone is Offay with Engrish..

Not sure if this joke a little too high brow or will it be appreciated???
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Old 26-03-2013, 10:07 PM   #22
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Here's a good one I just saw on ebay:

our clothes are made for asian so it is little bit small.
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Not sure if this joke a little too high brow or will it be appreciated???
Oh well, say lah vee.
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Tooshay ;)
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reminds me of a cheap bin full of boardies n Bikini’s I saw at a surf shop with a sign stating all half price unless marked ! ok whos been wearin them
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Old 27-03-2013, 10:32 PM   #26
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I bought a double edge razor the other month from china, and this was the writing on the box:

Needlessly load and unload shaver
Inimitable rotating handle

Weishi attend entirely luster.

Nobleness: Made of noble cuprum metal and apply advanced computer product line proceeding superficies plating disposal.


I had to look up what inimitable meant
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http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/171013058...986%26_rdc%3D1

read some of the add.. . must be something in the air down in Wodonga?? been there.. can't remember anything odd though...lol
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read some of the add.. . must be something in the air down in Wodonga?? been there.. can't remember anything odd though...lol
Hahahaha.

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C'mon mate, not everyone is Offay with Engrish..
Not to mention FRENCH.......
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Maybe its just making a statement about racial slurs
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