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Old 19-03-2005, 01:28 AM   #61
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Moving with Richard Pryor. Anytime Randy Quaid brings out that V8 lawnmower is enough to ensure the movie is momentarily paused.
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Old 19-03-2005, 03:03 AM   #62
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chick "would you like to have dinner tonight ?"
garth " oh i like to have dinner everynight"
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Old 19-03-2005, 08:28 AM   #63
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There's certainly been some funny movies over the years, that's obvious. I haven't seen it in years, but Silver Streak always cracked me up (Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder).

Monty Python and The Holy Grail is a favourite as well:

"It's just a flesh wound"

Neccessary Roughness was another one that was funny all the way through.

I can't comment on some of the movies name in this thread because I haven't seen them. Anything with Ben Stiller I avoid. That guy is about as funny as a cactus needle up the ****.
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Old 19-03-2005, 06:40 PM   #64
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I fart in your general direction!
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Old 19-03-2005, 10:40 PM   #65
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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries !!!!
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow ?? African or European ?

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Old 20-03-2005, 12:42 AM   #66
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A lot of my favourite quotes are from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back:

"That shit is the MAD note!"

"Boo Boo Kitty F**k"

"What tha f**k is the internet?" (talking to Ben Affleck)

"Yeah, in prison, he'd be the pie!" (guard referring to Jason Biggs)

"When you're finished, smile and say 'hmm! that was a lovely tea party!" (guard talking to Silent Bob, coercing him into giving Jay a blowjob)

"I AM THE **** COMMANDER!"

"You LOVE the cock!"

ahh I could go on for ages with Jay & Silent Bob quotes :p

My favourite would be Ben Affleck's massive insult, but I can't remember it :countdown

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0261392/quotes

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Old 20-03-2005, 11:49 AM   #67
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haha good old Jay and Silent Bob.

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Old 20-03-2005, 01:00 PM   #68
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The bit in Jay and Silent Bob strike back where they are in the van with Stifler (I can't remember the guys name in this movie) and Jay starts talking to him about loving animals. I can't remember the whole conversion, but I love this bit:

"If you were a sheep, you'd **** another sheep right?"
"in that case, you bet your *** I would"
"Yo this guy said he'd **** a sheep"
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Old 20-03-2005, 01:58 PM   #69
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His name was Brent...
and my favourite part of that conversation is when he throws him out of the moving van and screams "Now whos stupid you dirty sheep f*cker !!!!!"
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Old 20-03-2005, 02:19 PM   #70
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Batchelor Party when that little dorky guy thinks hes found the woman of hes dream and she goes and pees standing up !

he lets out a blood curdling scream and u seem him in the shower scrubbing his balls.

Later when they all get arrested, he gets cuffed to the tranny and he says to the cop " Not not her, She pees stranding up"
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Old 20-03-2005, 05:48 PM   #71
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His name was Brent...
and my favourite part of that conversation is when he throws him out of the moving van and screams "Now whos stupid you dirty sheep f*cker !!!!!"
haha... excellent! There is a deleted scene where it shows him walk up to a sheep after he's been thrown out and he says "so how you doin?" They should have used it in the movie.
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Old 20-03-2005, 08:15 PM   #72
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I'm here, there's nothing to worry about.

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Old 20-03-2005, 09:01 PM   #73
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When Harry Met Sally: the orgasm scene...

Pulp Fiction: Quentin Tarantino telling Vincent and (Samual L Jackson's character) "Is there a sign outside that says Dead Nigger Storage?" (or something like that).... and also after Zed had his way with Marcellus, Bruce Willis character asks Marcellus if he's ok and Marcellus says "Im pretty f*cken far from ok!"

Something About Mary: the cum on ear scene....

Dumb and Dumber: blocked toilet scene... and when they got their tongues frozen onto the chairlift pole.
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Old 20-03-2005, 09:32 PM   #74
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the wog boy:

Tony the yugoslav: "I am half Serbian half Croatian. When I wake up in the morning I want to kill myself f*cken"
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