(Allegedly) Drunk Commodore Driver Does It Again - Page 2

Sonik · 21-04-2008, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by kooky

By the looks of the black mark across the driveway (if I am seeing it right) he still had his foot in it as he skidded across the drive way (panicked perhaps?)

Maybe, but it's a VS or whatever it is, so it wouldn't have ABS, hell my AU doesn't. Maybe he just locked it up and thats what the tyre marks are.

02futura · 21-04-2008, 05:57 PM

im hoping somone gave him a few more smacks to the head or werever then chucked him bak in the car as for insurance ur sister and the camrys insurance mob will chase him for the money also smack him with a claim for criminal compensation for damage to ur car the fence and and possible hurting of said children in next yard ( if that fails bribe bo bo(or 1 other big burly sour looking guys) in his cell block to make him his pimp wile incarcerated)

**Falcon Coupe** · 21-04-2008, 07:10 PM

Darkr · 21-04-2008, 07:26 PM

Why would you paint a VS that orange :s

I see more falcons crashing into houses on the news here (usually e series) then commodores.

Pinch · 21-04-2008, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Sonik

Maybe, but it's a VS or whatever it is, so it wouldn't have ABS, hell my AU doesn't. Maybe he just locked it up and thats what the tyre marks are.

Agree it doesn't look like it had ABS, but my old VR Exec wagon did. It was an option on most mid 90's 'dores, just like many E series have it.

XXR6X · 21-04-2008, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by JOSH

anyone pull him out the car and give him a flogging?

Yeah, geesus i'm sick of tools like this, lucky no one was killed ffs...

kooky · 21-04-2008, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pinch

Agree it doesn't look like it had ABS, but my old VR Exec wagon did. It was an option on most mid 90's 'dores, just like many E series have it.

It would not leave that much rubber just by locking up the wheels IMO, that's what I was getting at.

Bucket · 22-04-2008, 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Falcon Coupe

Love it!!

gcg2503 · 22-04-2008, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Bucket

Love it!!

I second that

Funniest thing I seen today

SubJimbo · 22-04-2008, 08:36 AM

Geeze, Thats bad, I know exactly which part of Virgillia your talking about, I live right around the corner!

WindsorXR · 22-04-2008, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by uncleraggy

Cracks me up the people who get all over the fact it was a Commodore driver, as if no one has ever done this in a Ford....

Yeah, but the fact that nearly every news story about a bad crash involves a Homodore sorta pushes the point don't you think?? We have to laugh and point them out, coz we have to make them feel like . Whats so hard about going to the track every few weekends to clear out the injectors.

woteva · 22-04-2008, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by bigev

What a tool!

Summed up perfectly right there. Hopefully he's uninsured (if you are) and he has to pay the money back to various insurance companies at $50 a week for the next 20 years!

Wally · 23-04-2008, 09:20 AM

Like moths to a flame.

FGII-XR6 · 23-04-2008, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Falcon Coupe

maybe that needs to be the official grammar prompt

Uncle Raggy · 23-04-2008, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by WhatsMyUserName

Yeah, but the fact that nearly every news story about a bad crash involves a Homodore sorta pushes the point don't you think?? We have to laugh and point them out, coz we have to make them feel like . Whats so hard about going to the track every few weekends to clear out the injectors.

I feel sure that similar threads would appear on Holden forums about Fords mate. I know I'm on the outer here because I drive a Commodore (sorry, Homodore, my bad

: ) but hey, I read the newspaper too

WindsorXR · 23-04-2008, 05:03 PM

But the facts that tell everyone Holden drivers are the worse drivers says to me that they need to settle the F@(k down.
Is killing someone really worth the joy of your buddies thinking your cool??

I know that there are drivers of every other car make that do stupid $h!t, but university and newspaper studies show that the majority of idiots on the roads drive Commodores.

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fivepointseven · 24-04-2008, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by WhatsMyUserName

But the facts that tell everyone Holden drivers are the worse drivers says to me that they need to settle the F@(k down.
Is killing someone really worth the joy of your buddies thinking your cool??

I know that there are drivers of every other car make that do stupid $h!t, but university and newspaper studies show that the majority of idiots on the roads drive Commodores.

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Which newspaper, which university? Details please. Put up or shut up!
Maybe if you could spell correctly, then maybe your comment would be taken seriously. I doubt it though.
Here's a little lesson for you;
"worse" should be "worst".
"your" should be "you're".

P.S. It's a well proven fact that ALL accidents involving Commodores are the result of the Commodore driver having to avoid a potentialy worse accident due to the poor driving ability of an idiot driving a Falcon.

Note: Above information taken from the book of "Made up facts to suit yourself". Data for this book was extracted from several university and newspaper studies.

JC · 24-04-2008, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by fivepointseven

blah, blah, blah

Does your username reflect your IQ?

A recently published SURVEY (different to a study) found that Commodore drivers are the worst for whatever the criteria that was being judged, and IIRC, Falcon drivers came in 5th. I could find the survey if you'd like, but then so could you by using the Search tools provided for your convenience.

kcej · 24-04-2008, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by fivepointseven

Which newspaper, which university? Details please. Put up or shut up!
Maybe if you could spell correctly, then maybe your comment would be taken seriously. I doubt it though.
Here's a little lesson for you;
"worse" should be "worst".
"your" should be "you're".

Here's a little lesson for you, moron
"your" is ABSOLUTELY CORRECT when he said "your buddies"
"you're" is an abbreviation of "you are"
as in
"you're WRONG"... and
"you're a moron"
Learn the rules of correct grammar before you criticise that of others

**Mechan1k** · 24-04-2008, 05:26 AM

Calm down people ... no need for the name-calling and what-not.
It's comments like these that end up killing these types of threads.

But boy ... that's a fair amount of damage there.
You're lucky the Laser didn't end up in the front room of the house.

WindsorXR · 24-04-2008, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by fivepointseven

Which newspaper, which university? Details please. Put up or shut up!
Maybe if you could spell correctly, then maybe your comment would be taken seriously. I doubt it though.
Here's a little lesson for you;
"worse" should be "worst".
"your" should be "you're".

P.S. It's a well proven fact that ALL accidents involving Commodores are the result of the Commodore driver having to avoid a potentialy worse accident due to the poor driving ability of an idiot driving a Falcon.

Note: Above information taken from the book of "Made up facts to suit yourself". Data for this book was extracted from several university and newspaper studies.

Im so sorry Word cop! Didn't know we were being graded on this assignment. Did someone in your breakfast this morning??
As a post above says it was a survey-Admitted my mistake.
As shown on this thread jabba the hut- http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=11217627

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Im guessing you drive a commodore by the way your cracking it. Also, as I've said numerous times before- Watch every car crash news story any count the commodores versus and other car!!!

Case closed!! Now go get some sleep chicken features.

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FGII-XR6 · 24-04-2008, 01:11 PM

Try here http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=11217725 also I too comment on major grammar problems but you are being a bit over the top here .

: are you doing here? If you feel Crummydore drivers are good and falcon drivers cause all the Crummydores accidents? a Crummydore plant maybe . We are not saying falcon drivers are perfect , far from it we get our share of tools here but I do see far more stupidity on the roads by crummydore drivers than falcon drivers . I also get to see a lot of cars left behind after an RBT has left (driving a cab weekend nights ) mostly Crummydores and 4X4 utes. Lets face it apart from Crummydores being $h!t boxes they attract hoons and tools. if you hate Falcons and their drivers so much click the little box with the X ( or Ctrl + F4) on your way out. BTW this has been spell checked so you don't have to cry over small errors

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Originally Posted by fivepointseven

Which newspaper, which university? Details please. Put up or shut up!
Maybe if you could spell correctly, then maybe your comment would be taken seriously. I doubt it though.
Here's a little lesson for you;
"worse" should be "worst".
"your" should be "you're".

P.S. It's a well proven fact that ALL accidents involving Commodores are the result of the Commodore driver having to avoid a potentialy worse accident due to the poor driving ability of an idiot driving a Falcon.

Note: Above information taken from the book of "Made up facts to suit yourself". Data for this book was extracted from several university and newspaper studies.

fivepointseven · 24-04-2008, 01:32 PM

The survey only mentions bad driving habits by Holden drivers, which do not necessarily lead to accidents. You can read it any context you want and make it say what you want to believe, but the facts are it's only a survey about driving habits and not crash statistics.

JC · 24-04-2008, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by fivepointseven

The survey only mentions bad driving habits by Holden drivers, which do not necessarily lead to accidents. You can read it any context you want and make it say what you want to believe, but the facts are it's only a survey about driving habits and not crash statistics.

Our mistake then. I forgot that there was a direct correlation between GOOD driving habits and accidents. /sarcasm

rennie · 24-04-2008, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by JC

Our mistake then. I forgot that there was a direct correlation between GOOD driving habits and accidents. /sarcasm

I agree 100%

bwhinnen · 24-04-2008, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by kcej

Here's a little lesson for you, moron
"your" is ABSOLUTELY CORRECT when he said "your buddies"
"you're" is an abbreviation of "you are"
as in
"you're WRONG"... and
"you're a moron"
Learn the rules of correct grammar before you criticise that of others

Actually he could well have been referring to the second use of the word your, which in the context was actually wrong "your buddies thinking your cool" ... Sorry couldn't resist :P (I can't actually talk as I make grammar and spoiling mistakes all the time)

From my perspective, having owned both Holdens and Fords in my time is that I hope the driver gets the book thrown at him and thankfully no one was hurt! He'll be paying off the costs of the Camry and Laser as well as the damage to the yard for a while yet...

Glad to hear all were ok other than material damages and that the cars get a) replaced or b) fixed quickly!

FGII-XR6 · 24-04-2008, 02:05 PM

"Texting while Driving, Drink driving" these 2 are known to be a major factor in collisions and raod deaths . anyone drink driving or texting is an accident waiting to happen so if they havent crashed yet they will soon. the results show Holden drivers ( not all but a significant proportion) are dangerous drivers there is no escapint the reality of the risks in the behavior mentioned ( unless you are a hloden driving bogan then you are blinded to the truth)

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Originally Posted by fivepointseven

The survey only mentions bad driving habits by Holden drivers, which do not necessarily lead to accidents. You can read it any context you want and make it say what you want to believe, but the facts are it's only a survey about driving habits and not crash statistics.

Wally · 24-04-2008, 02:36 PM

Guys the Holden hoon thing is getting very worn out. I think the last "survey" polled truthful revelations from a handful of "random" drivers. For all we know they could have surveyed a group of Holden club members at a meet with the expected bravado responses. The Ford participants could have been lying through their teeth or had the bowls/akubra hat on.

We don't know if cops target Holden drivers, prefer blondes or what. But I have to say the majority of stupid behaviour I see is perpetrated by idiots (male and female) in smaller asian cars, not Commodores or Falcons.

fivepointseven · 24-04-2008, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Wally

Guys the Holden hoon thing is getting very worn out. I think the last "survey" polled truthful revelations from a handful of "random" drivers. For all we know they could have surveyed a group of Holden club members at a meet with the expected bravado responses. The Ford participants could have been lying through their teeth or had the bowls/akubra hat on.

We don't know if cops target Holden drivers, prefer blondes or what. But I have to say the majority of stupid behaviour I see is perpetrated by idiots (male and female) in smaller asian cars, not Commodores or Falcons.

Well said mate. For all we know, half the idiots we see driving like morons may actually own a Corolla, Camry, Magna or whatever. But they may be driving their work car which is a Commodore (or Falcon) when they are spotted being a d!ck. It always causes dramas when people who drive a certain model of car are called crap drivers. There are good and bad drivers out there regardless of what type of car they are driving.

dave289 · 25-04-2008, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by uncleraggy

Cracks me up the people who get all over the fact it was a Commodore driver, as if no one has ever done this in a Ford....

I'll give you another fact .that fact that commodore drivers are the worst in australia.It was proven last week taken from crash data around australia.ford drivers were rated fifth worse.