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Old 11-08-2005, 11:08 PM   #541
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I dunno bout you but id rather look at chicks in this thread than dudes :P
Cos licking your monitor wont get you a staple in the tongue? :
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Old 11-08-2005, 11:13 PM   #542
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Cos licking your monitor wont get you a staple in the tongue? :
Lol you probably eat the monitor :P
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Old 11-08-2005, 11:14 PM   #543
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Old 11-08-2005, 11:36 PM   #544
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Just google image search PORN. its much easier

In defence of all females on this forum, we have all been brave enough to post pics.

It's not our fault there are 20 men to every 1 woman......aaahhh, I love those ratios :
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Old 11-08-2005, 11:55 PM   #545
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gammaboy, do u hang out at strip bars? :P
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Old 11-08-2005, 11:57 PM   #546
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It's not our fault there are 20 men to every 1 woman......aaahhh, I love those ratios :
Should me 20 women to every guy. I like that ratio lol
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Old 12-08-2005, 12:06 AM   #547
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mitchay unless ford had more "cute" cars it will never happen
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Old 12-08-2005, 12:13 AM   #548
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Should me 20 women to every guy. I like that ratio lol
Hmm yeah, sure thing, you want that sorta ratio, then go look for an Embrodery or Flower arranging forum ;) hahahaha
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Old 12-08-2005, 12:19 AM   #549
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thats where ALLLLLL THE HOTTIES hang!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
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Old 12-08-2005, 12:20 AM   #550
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mitchay unless ford had more "cute" cars it will never happen
Lol so are you off to buy a blinged up lancer now :
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Old 12-08-2005, 12:20 AM   #551
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Hmm yeah, sure thing, you want that sorta ratio, then go look for an Embrodery or Flower arranging forum ;) hahahaha
either that... or the Fiesta Owners Club ;)
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Old 12-08-2005, 12:21 AM   #552
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thats where ALLLLLL THE HOTTIES hang!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P


The females on this forum take offence to that comment!!
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Old 12-08-2005, 09:04 AM   #553
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Should me 20 women to every guy. I like that ratio lol
Try the Barina Forums..... 20 women to every raging nancy!
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Old 12-08-2005, 09:05 AM   #554
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gammaboy, do u hang out at strip bars? :P
No, they kick you out for that :P
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Old 12-08-2005, 09:17 AM   #555
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Try the Barina Forums..... 20 women to every raging nancy!
Or try the Camira owners club, I don't think anyone in that club actually has any balls, hahaha :hihi:
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Old 12-08-2005, 09:26 AM   #556
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The females on this forum take offence to that comment!!
When you take the time to realise the term Hottie = Easy you'll realise there is no need to be offended. LOL
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Old 12-08-2005, 01:01 PM   #557
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Or try the Camira owners club, I don't think anyone in that club actually has any balls, hahaha :hihi:
I thought that was vlturbo.com :ymca: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

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Old 12-08-2005, 01:43 PM   #558
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The females on this forum take offence to that comment!!
I agree!!! out:
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When you take the time to realise the term Hottie = Easy you'll realise there is no need to be offended. LOL
Phew...

HOLD ON!... so what you're saying is that I'm FRIGID??!! out: out: out: out: out:
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Old 12-08-2005, 01:53 PM   #559
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HOLD ON!... so what you're saying is that I'm FRIGID??!! out: out: out: out: out:
Damned if you do, damned if you don't... RED_EL_XR8, there's no right answer mate :P best to just bite your tongue :rolleyes:
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Old 12-08-2005, 01:59 PM   #560
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I agree!!! out:

Phew...

HOLD ON!... so what you're saying is that I'm FRIGID??!! out: out: out: out: out:
I'll attempt to be the peacemaker here.

Bindi. Yes he does mean that.

now, back to the middle east peace plan.
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Old 12-08-2005, 02:16 PM   #561
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I reckon a Nobel Peace prize is headed your way o wise bastard.
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Old 12-08-2005, 03:02 PM   #562
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was refering to danny's "Embrodery or Flower arranging forum" comment... as to where most of the girls are. and its cool that there is any on here in the 1st place. lol
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I'll attempt to be the peacemaker here.

Bindi. Yes he does mean that.

now, back to the middle east peace plan.
You are too brilliant for words. After you are finished with the Middle East, you should go become a Mediator for divorcing couples.
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Old 12-08-2005, 07:24 PM   #565
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Damned if you do, damned if you don't... RED_EL_XR8, there's no right answer mate :P best to just bite your tongue :rolleyes:

Bite yer own tongue.. :nutsycuck

All my answers are right if people don't see that its their burden.
Human relations! Nah! I'd rather work on things that have some chance of ending with a positive outcome...
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Old 12-08-2005, 07:30 PM   #566
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I dont negotiate with terrorists.
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thats where ALLLLLL THE HOTTIES hang!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
But we got a Yummy Mummy! :
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Your pic reminds me off a scene from the movie "Vanwilder - Party Liason" or whatever the name of the movie was called. those that have seen it would remember what scene I am talking about. hint: "I've had this before" :yeees:

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Can anyone name all characters in the shot I wonder?

Well...

There's Albert out the back with red hair, can't pick any of the other guys on the left, then there's Felicity from the Discovery Ctr smiling, Mark in the black Ford shirt, Gary right behind him, AP next to Gary, Mr Sparkles next to Pete, can't remember the name of the guy in front of you Mike, but I remember the face, one of the Ford guys next to Sparkles, Uncle Geoff in front of him, next right is another Ford guy (I remember he's Croatian), Aussie Falcon's next, I think that's FM with the red collar, the long hair in a pony tail belongs to a bloke who drives an XF (Paul methinks), then the guy with spikey hair... Red ELXR8? I just remembers he drives a red EL XR8 with a nice exhaust, and Aussie Falcon, Kelli and myself paid him a visit at some pub in North Sydney a few years back. Lastly, the profile on the right hand side belongs to ED XR6 Martin I believe?

I'm in there somewhere as well...

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