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Old 04-01-2005, 11:05 PM   #1
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A man is dying of cancer, and he is sitting with his young son talking.

"Daddy" asks his boy, "Why do you keep telling everyone you're dying of
aids?"

The father turns to his son and replies, "So when I'm gone, noone with f@#k
your mother".
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Old 04-01-2005, 11:09 PM   #2
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haha i havent seen that - love it!
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Old 04-01-2005, 11:26 PM   #3
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That's not very nice of him. I mean, what's she going to do once he's gone? The batteries only last so long.. :p


Selfish *****..

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Old 04-01-2005, 11:29 PM   #4
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That's not very nice of him. I mean, what's she going to do once he's gone? The batteries only last so long.. :p
That's not something he'll have to worry about.

Great joke!
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Old 04-01-2005, 11:41 PM   #5
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lol I hadn't heard that one before, but it doesn't surprise me.
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Old 05-01-2005, 12:11 AM   #6
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LOL - haven't heard that one before. That's brilliant!
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Old 05-01-2005, 12:14 AM   #7
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lol reminds me of a joke:

a woman was lying on her deathbed with her husband beside her holding her hand.

The woman turns to her husband and says "darling theres something i have to tell you before i die"

"hush dear you dont need to say anything"

"yes i do its really important, i need to tell you something in order for me to die in peace" the wife whispered,

and once again the husband replied "hush dear, you dont need to say anything"

but wanting to to tell her husband she continued. "darling i have to tell, you. darling, i've been sleeping with your best friend for the past 3 months"

to which the husband calmly replied "i know dear, who do you think gave you the poison?"
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Old 05-01-2005, 01:06 AM   #8
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yeah I have to admitt it's a little funny
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Old 05-01-2005, 01:50 AM   #9
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That's not very nice of him. I mean, what's she going to do once he's gone? The batteries only last so long.. :p


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Isn't that what rechargables are for ;)
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Isn't that what rechargables are for ;)
To true, but half a day to recharge and only five minutes of use and it's done.


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Old 05-01-2005, 05:36 PM   #11
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To true, but half a day to recharge and only five minutes of use and it's done.


*me waits for a females reply to that comment*
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Old 05-01-2005, 07:48 PM   #12
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To true, but half a day to recharge and only five minutes of use and it's done.


*me waits for a females reply to that comment*

Yes, but it can do in 5 minutes what takes most men half an hour (at least!) _2:
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Old 05-01-2005, 08:13 PM   #13
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ahhhh something tells me this change of direction is going to get this thread off and running in a big way again!
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Haha, careful Mrs Kooky. If you embarrass Daz too much he might not show up to anymore cruises!
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HA HA I laugh in the face of embarassment!!!

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