The Rules!!!

[LuvinmyEB]

The stuff you find when you're moving, this was in The Maddestman's stuff of places so he already knows 'The Rules'. :

1. The female is always makes the rules.

2. The rules are subject to change without prior notice.

3. No male can possibly know all the rules.

4. If the female suspects the male to know all the rules, she must immediately change all or some of the rules.

5. The female is never wrong.

6. If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the male said or did or said wrong.

7. The male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.

9. The female has every right to be upset or angry at any time.

10. The female must, under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and or upset.

11. The male is expected to mind read at all times.

12. The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks a backbone and is a wimp.

13. Any attempt by the male to document the rules could result in bodily harm.

14. If the female has PMS all rules are nulll and void.

15. The female is ready when she is ready.

16. The male must be ready at all times.

I'll be in hiding for a while now. :

[Feathers]

LOL.
My Grandmother's brother bought her a plaque for her house that said
"The opinions expressed by the husband of the house are not necessarily those of the management."
That pretty much summed up their relationship perfectly.


Although, my grandfather did always have the last word in their arguements.
"Yes Dear."

[Captain Stubing]

It's like the bloke who says, "I wear the pants in this relationship, and I have my wife's permission to say this."