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Old 12-04-2005, 07:10 PM   #1
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,

A carton of eggs,

A quart of orange juice,

A head of romaine lettuce,

A 2 lb. can of coffee and

1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by
the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual
about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital
status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're
absolutely correct.

But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
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Old 12-04-2005, 07:16 PM   #2
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HAHAHAHAHAHA Thats good shit.
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Old 12-04-2005, 07:19 PM   #3
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hahaha lol! wicked
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Old 12-04-2005, 07:25 PM   #4
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ROFL! That's the funniest joke I've heard for a while
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Old 12-04-2005, 07:57 PM   #5
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LOL makes sense to me!
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Old 12-04-2005, 08:01 PM   #6
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hahaha thats good
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Old 12-04-2005, 08:01 PM   #7
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ye i thought it was quality...
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Old 12-04-2005, 08:32 PM   #8
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HA ha ROFL didn't see that coming
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Old 12-04-2005, 08:45 PM   #9
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hahahahahahah nice one!
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Old 12-04-2005, 08:50 PM   #10
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she was :
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Old 12-04-2005, 08:50 PM   #11
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haha. nice one.
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Old 12-04-2005, 08:52 PM   #12
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Obviously he doesn't suffer from beer goggles.
Very funny though, wasn't expecting that one
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Old 12-04-2005, 09:06 PM   #13
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Winner... thats a ****er.
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Old 12-04-2005, 10:35 PM   #14
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lmao, nice one
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Old 12-04-2005, 11:29 PM   #15
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Haha the simple ones are the best
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Old 13-04-2005, 12:00 AM   #16
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hahah, that's GOLD!

it's always the most simple jokes that make me laugh the hardest
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Old 13-04-2005, 01:15 AM   #17
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simple but quality ;)
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Old 13-04-2005, 01:18 AM   #18
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baaaaaaaahahaha
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Old 13-04-2005, 01:22 AM   #19
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Bwhahahahahahahaha!!!!
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Old 13-04-2005, 02:16 AM   #20
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bwahaha. thats a ripper. haven't heard that one before
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Old 13-04-2005, 06:05 AM   #21
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hahaha thats bloody good.
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Old 13-04-2005, 12:26 PM   #22
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Lmao!
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Old 13-04-2005, 01:31 PM   #23
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glad to see was so popluar. 1st time i read it, i was like man this kills it lol
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