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Old 17-06-2008, 11:53 PM   #11
Riksta
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Love this one, cracks me up every time, but it can't be done in writing - you need to do it to somebody verbally.

Knock Knock?
(who's there)
The Interrupting Cow.
(as soon as they start to say "The Interrupting Cow Who?" you blast them halfway through them saying "Interrupting" by saying "MOO!").

Quote:
Originally Posted by BFGT40
Whats brown and sticky?

A stick
Always gotta follow that up with:

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff.

Most of my other jokes are far too inappropriate for a forum like this. Unfortunate because they're gold!
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Riksta likes VN's so much, he has the ashes of a VN in a jar on the mantle piece, a vile of VN engine oil hanging from his neck and a BT1 build plate locked up in a safe, buried under 6ft of concrete.
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pretty much what has happened here is i trolled you. and it was fun.
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