Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a
> hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.
>
>
> The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"
> Donald frowned and said, "No."
>
> Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not
> have sex.
>
> ?Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.
>
> So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they
> had condoms.
>
> "Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled one out from under the
> counter and gave it to Donald.
>
> The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put that on your bill?
>
> "No!" Donald quacked,
> "What kind of a pervert do you think I am?"
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