This has to be Win, it's too funny
The pictures and other captions in the advert are great!
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/1997-Hold...#ht_4238wt_922
Quote:
Greetings!
Do you like travelling in comfort and style? Do you like the idea of making your friends jealous? Have you ever wondered how the upper echelon of society feels when they are out driving their automobiles?*
If your answer to any of the above questions was yes, then perhaps you’d care to look elsewhere. This is not the car for you.*
Genuine reason for sale; the car sucks and I want it to be someone else’s burden. Also, the cigarette lighter doesn't work. Given that I'm planning on taking up smoking as a new years resolution this just won't do.
No tyre kickers; you’ll probably break the bead.*
No joy riders; you’ll be disappointed by the lack of joy.
No RWC... just for that added element of excitement and risk!
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