One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for
one of those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for 19.95, Shopping Barbie for 19.95, Beach
Barbie for 19.95, Disco Barbie for 19.95, Ballerina Barbie for 19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for 19.95, Skater Barbie for 19.95, and Divorced Barbie
for 265.95.
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie 265.95
and the others only 19.95 ?
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir...,
Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's
Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made
with Ken's balls.
Gift Certificate ...
A married man was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday, she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."
His buddy said, "I have an idea, why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it . . . she'll probably be thrilled."
So the fellow did. The next day his buddy said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," said the fellow.
"Did she like it?" His buddy asked.
"Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling 'I'll be back in an hour!'"
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the
appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to
enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in
a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to
bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to
enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was
keying in...
P...
E.....
N....
I.....
S.....
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
PASSWORD DENIED : NOT LONG ENOUGH...!!!!!
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