1ST SKIER ASKS OTHER SKIER, BACK IN THE CABIN: "Mate, I'm dyslexic, how do you know when to zig ,and when to zag?"
OTHER SKIER: "I don't know, I'm a tobogganist!"
1ST SKIER: "Oh....OK....What luck!, I''l have a packet of Marlboro and a box of matches!"
Blonde walks into library: "I'll have a hamburger and fries, please"
Assistant (Whispers): "This is a library"
Blonde (Whispers): "Sorry, I'll have a hamburger and fries, please"
__________________
DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!
SERIOUS FUN
* 2003 BA Mk I XT 4.0L Auto Wagon
* 1986 XF GL 4.0L Auto Wagon
Last edited by guitarman; 17-06-2008 at 10:02 PM.
|